let's just say it was the flu. i told them i believed i was poisoned; they laughed at me. i told them i thought the key lime pie tasted "funny". they said no.

now i say it was a poisoning/cover-up conspiracy.

from absolutely nowhere, the chills, the fever, the nauseousness, the shit coming out of my ass, the horror and dizziness.. terrible. i hated it.

the pressure in my head was so intense, i literally had to cover my eyeballs to keep them from flying out! well, my legs buckled from the pain racing throughout my body as this fever was about to break and i dropped to my knees. in so doing, i smacked my head into the edge of the counter, which was supposed to be there for support (some counter it turned out to be. what a disappointment.) and i blacked out.

i'm still alive, for now.

woke up in a puddle of sweat, blood dribbling down my forehead and completely drained of energy and i hear my bastard cat in the other room playing with his toy. the fever did break and i felt much MUCH much better and i dragged myself to the couch and went night-night.

so, that's why there is no update. pretty good excuse, huh? ;-)